“Level” Floors—Not So Much

Quick disclaimer: I’m a homeowner, not a structural engineer or flooring contractor.
Everything below comes from a level, a marble, my phone camera—and way too many evenings on my hands and knees.


What We Discovered

SymptomWhere We Notice ItHow We Verified
Visible slopeEvery room in the house4-ft level shows a visible unlevel surface.
Marble always rolls to the centerEvery room in the houseMarble test on video: Place a marble on a level, watch it roll off the level.
Spongy / bouncy spotsKids’ playroom, kitchen, pretty much all overFeels like the subfloor isn’t tight to the joists.
Lifted ridges, lumping, nail headsEvery room in the houseTrip hazard, for now.
Creaking floorsUpstairs hallway, stairs, kids’ playroom, kitchen, and moreSqueaking, clicking, and more.

It started as a sub-floor suspicion, but with the marble consistently tracking toward the center—both upstairs and downstairs—we’re now worried the entire structure may be sloping inward, not just isolated low spots in the sheathing.


Why It Matters (Plain-English)

RiskWhat That Could Mean for Us
Premature wearHigh spots grind the plank coating; low spots flex and break the click-lock.
Trip hazardLifted seams = uncomfortable to walk bareful, trip hazards, and little-kid wipe-outs.
Noise & VibrationCreaks travel through framing and the floor flex makes bookshelves and décor noticeably shake when someone walks by—especially in the early‑morning quiet.
Resale valueAn inspector will flag “uneven flooring” in two seconds; future price hit.

How We Got Here (Best Guess, Non-Expert)

Again, these are guesses—CBH hasn’t provided a root-cause report yet.


What We’ve Documented

  1. Marble & level tests – videotaped with date/time overlay.
  2. Floor-plan map – annotated PDF showing trouble zones (will post soon).
  3. Opened warranty request – logged 4/14/2025; still awaiting inspection scheduling.

Take-Aways for Future Buyers


Work-In-Progress Disclaimer

I update this page whenever life (kids, work, warranty calls) allows. Details might lag behind real time and typos will sneak in. If you catch an error—or have similar floor stories—ping me at [email protected] and I’ll tighten things up when I’m back at the keyboard.


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